Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Lethargy-Itis

Oh wretched lethargy!
How I loathe you so

Is it something in the air?
Something in the water?
Something in the food?
The alignment of the planets?


A severe case of the
Lethargy-itis
Has taken possession of my body
For the past two weeks
-_-
Blaaaahhhh...
Not that I ever let a lack of energy
Ruin my life goals but
Damnation!
Lethargy makes everything
So much more of a
Royal pain in the gluteus maximus!

My only remedies are:

One: 
Postpone. Procrastinate.
As much as possible

Two:
Don't do it

Three:
Cold shower
(I need one right now)

Four:
Workout

Five:
Just do it
Get it over with

Six:
Watch my favorite movie
While doing what I have to do

Seven: 
Dance around my apartment to
One of my favorite dance songs like

Eight:
Vitamins
Always tweak the vitamins

Nine:
Netflix binge

Ten:
Pray to the gods
To give me my mojo back

I cannot wait for this
Phase to be
OVER
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...





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